Howard and Vince now work in the Nabootique, Naboo's Shoreditch outlet, selling Jazz Pencil Cases, Elbow patches, Stationery and other essential items.
Outside, the streets of Shoreditch are full of Dark Magic, Crack Foxes, Shamanic goings on and the Evil Cockney Hitcher.
An evil green cockney comes visiting the Nabootique. Yes, the hitcher is back and if Howard can’t find a thousand Euros by midnight he’s going to send in the eels. After failing to sell any of his luxury range of elbow patches Howard has no option but to prostitute himself to the man-eating widow Eleanor to pay off his debts. Vince is too busy tracking celebrities with his new celebradar to help.
2. JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE PUNK
In trying to impress his new punk friends Vince takes a bite out of Howard’s prized vinyl copy of Voodoo Scat by Howlin’ Jimmy Jefferson. But his punk gesture backfires when the vinyl infects him with a jazz virus leaving him scat singing himself into a coma. It’s up to Howard and Lester Corncrake to voyage through Vince’s bloodstream to find his brain cell and defeat the terrifying jazz infection.
When The Flighty Zeus usurp Vince and Howard’s slot on the bill at the Velvet Onion Vince and Howard have to find a way to claw back their identities. Lance Dior and Harold Boon have stolen everything that made our heroes unique. The lustrous hair, the squinty eyes, the electro tunes. Humiliated in front of their own fans there is nothing for it but to take on the imposters in a high risk 4 way crimp-off.
4. THE STRANGE TALE OF THE CRACK FOX
After accidentally inviting a tragic urban fox into the Nabootique Vince finds that Naboo’s precious Shaman Juice, a street narcotic with magical qualities, has been stolen. With Naboo consequently sentenced to death for his carelessness it is up to Howard, Vince, Donny the Tramp and the trusty binmen to defeat the evil Crack Fox and save Naboo from the guillotine.
It’s Howard’s birthday but he hasn’t had a party since the disastrous childhood incident with the bouncy castle. This time things will be different. Vince has invited all the coolest girls from Camden and Howard’s luck might be in. But after Vince shares an ill advised moment in a cupboard with the Head Shaman’s wife, an extreme sports calendar model, our heroes’ relationship takes an unexpected turn.
It’s showtime at The Velvet Onion and Vince has a shot at stardom with The Black Tubes. But first he has to squeeze into the skinniest drainpipes known to man. Howard is happy to stay at home watching a documentary about Danish avant-garde film-making until he discovers his favourite director, Jürgen Haabermaaster, is on Noel’s guest list. Perhaps this will be his chance to show Jürgen his acting chops. As long as he can avoid the chokes...